A Single Woman's Take On Life

Humor and sarcasm from the view of a single woman. Views on men,dating,sex, current events, television, reality shows, movies, music, political views rants and raves on life as a single woman. Anything and everyone is fair game. You never know who or what I might be talking about next! Lot's of good girl talk, gossip and topics you can really relate too! Men should consider this to be the ultimate handbook on what women are really thinking/talking about!

Wednesday, November 30

I can almost see the weekend

Wednesday--only 2 more days to go this week. This has been a rather stressful and trying time at work. Went to the gym today and ran into 2 friends of mine that are going to my gym now so we worked out together and had a good time talking and laughing while we worked out. Going out with Jen Friday night. Just finished talking to her actually. She was having way too much fun playing with the buddy icons. Went to put gas into the car today and was pleasantly surprised to see the prices went down another penny. I need to go to Payless soon and see about those shoes I liked because I have a christmas party soon for work and another one on the 17th at a friends. I need to look for a holiday outfit also. I saw a cute black dress I like but I think I'll keep looking before I decide. I love wearing a dress and heels but it's not something I usually wear too work. I need to take Sandy with me she tells me honestly whether or not its a good choice. Some friends say oh yes thats nice but then when you get it home and put it on your like what were they thinking???? This is the ugliest dress ever!! Don't you hate when that happens? I was sent this in an email from a friend and it's funny so I'm adding it here.

Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Reasons why men are so happy....

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care ofthemselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier."

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